hi.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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crowcrow:

this happy goat is making me feel so happy about everything

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karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

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gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

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spokanesammirose:

Project Runway 13x08 - The Rainway

Sean Kelly #designersean

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lameborghini:

hope u are all being productive today. break some boys’ hearts and look cute doing it. do ur homework. eat fruit

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lauraass:

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