hi.

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

(via thesecrazythoughtsofmine)

(Source: b3ingr3al, via evolutional)

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

(via troyesivan)

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

(via laughcentre)

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

(via thesecrazythoughtsofmine)

bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

(Source: pleatedjeans, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us

ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

easyay:

waking-sleepingbeauty:

DISNEY DID IT AGAIN

fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.

(Source: miniclaws, via sprinkleofglitr)

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

aufwiedersehen:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

I’m just gonna curl up and watch this until the end of time okay

aufwiedersehen:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

I’m just gonna curl up and watch this until the end of time okay

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via fuckyeahloldemort)

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

Trying to Carry Groceries In One Trip.

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

Trying to Carry Groceries In One Trip.

(Source: thefuuuucomics, via fuckyeahloldemort)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

mountstar:

Types of Matter

(via laughcentre)