hi.

nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

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-annoying:

itstonybetch:

imagine being on a date and out of nowhere ellie goulding, lorde and aaron paul come out singing and encouraging y’all to kiss.

I WANT TO BE THERE

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pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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kardashy:

my friends grandma got her something from hollister as a gift but apparently she didnt like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it

image

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cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

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savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via raahalexx)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

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daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

(Source: onetinyhand, via allantruong)

Anna Kendrick - Saturday Night Live

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theamericankid:

Dogs are always happy

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