hi.
goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

(Source: australian-government, via thesecrazythoughtsofmine)

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

(via allantruong)

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

(via raahalexx)

savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

x

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sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(via v-ws)

bornandbredginger:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

it’s cousin you uncultured swine

bornandbredginger:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

it’s cousin you uncultured swine

(via allantruong)

(Source: people.com, via raahalexx)

  • Homework: A
  • Classwork: A
  • Project: A
  • Test: F
  • Final grade: F
prokuon:

yesysabella:

i am laughing with delight like a small school child.

he got booped

prokuon:

yesysabella:

i am laughing with delight like a small school child.

he got booped

(Source: jtotheizzoe, via somewherebeyondthesea)

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

(via allantruong)

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

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