hi.

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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dylanhobrien:

the fbi will never catch me

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

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"The timing in which people enter your life is very important."
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octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

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wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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