January 2012
When someone is lecturing you:
lost-in-a-fishbowl:
and you’re just like:
01/01/2012,12:01AM
idol-of-mind:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
Yes! New years puns! I look forward to this all year!
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December 2011
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I love my maternal grandmother, I really do. She’s quite lovely and she loves me very much. But sometimes, I think she loves me a little too much, because she insists on buying clothes for my sister and me and sending them over (she lives in Japan). And as much as I love her, her taste is well, it doesn’t concur with mine.
So over Christmas, she sent us a package which included the...
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How do I express myself in 300 words or less Illinois… It’s a lost cause.
Fighting for the front seat of the car.
My sister runs for it like :
And I’m like, “I called shotgun bitch!”
